Mid year sale is coming!

Yo, mid year sale is coming!

Therefore this => (implies that) mid year stress is coming...

And it's not on sale, due to overwhelming demand by all A-Level students around the world, the examination date will appear as special guest as usual, offering it at original price and yet, twice the stress!

A short survey from our reporters finds that the students WILL really enjoy the sale.

A: "It's still a good deal! The sale come less than a year in our tertiary studies, thats pretty amazing as I had waited for it my whole life!"

B: "The amount of sales is directly proportional to the stress level. However, the stress level is way to low for me."

C: "I'll work hard to get the best deals during the sale, I'm prepared and I'm just ready to go into the hall and wrote my name on it and walk out! It's going to be fun..."

However, some students seemed to be rather confused and gave various/out of topic responses.

D: "Sale? When is it? Where is it? How much discounts will we get? Maybe i'll get more bargains on my marks, i'm not prepared yet!"

E: "This discounts aren't important, whats important is the YES (Year End Sale)! I'm not going to this sale and will only go YES to get the best deals of town."

F: "I'm shifting away from this area, I'll go get into foundation studies soon."

G: "After the mid year and YES, with more than 12years studies in science field, I found out that it's too difficult for me to coupe with. I'm going for the ART Sale in my further studies. Hope it'll be better."

So... are you ready for the SALE and of course, the pre-sale in MARCH??